kristina100000:

i love when i am drinking water and some of it spills on my shirt and i dont really react.. i dont give a fuck anymore to be real with U

24602060451-deactivated20241111:

ALT

i’ll finish it later

bwaah:

bwaah:

pour one out for the guy who just spilled his drink

situation worse

suigintou:

i could easily pilot any mecha on pure instinct

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion:

problematic weed tolerance gap

memorycycle:

i should learn how to levitate a copper sphere

rosieandthemoon:

nonbinary-jakey:

i am receiving word that his holiness pope francis, first of his name, converted to the boundless light of Islam on his deathbed

happyheidi:

what I love in every old-timey photo of women dressing up their cats is how peeved the cats look

(via)

pjackk:

They tought me in the old country & shit

peanit:

yeah what’s up man im just walking on my hands and knees through the desert repenting rn. wait what’s that? are you kidding me?

jestergirlbosom:

akashicrecord:

Can I please see your balls I’m going through a lot right now

The king asking his jester to juggle for him after a long day

hungwy:

new vocab. 類友

vedurnan-archive:

waiting 15 minutes for a food service worker to notice me and morosely asking if they serve “female bugs”